The Athletes are the heifer steroid guzzling queens who bounce the SluiceBox world.

Spot them flying biplanes, lifting weights, couriering ultra exotic fine meats, walking their dog Kudos and playing Nintendo in their vintage Gold’s Gym regalia.

Little is known about the origins of the Athletes. Rumour has it they grew up on a remote farm outside Doncaster before finding work as teenage stunt doubles in questionably financed b-movies in Korea, USA, Thailand and India where they would specialise in hand to hand combat and car wrecks.